"If you can’t laugh in bed with someone, you’ve probably picked the wrong someone."

(via bl-ossomed)

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

anustartpop:

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

dlvflame:

queenpoutine:

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

LMFAOOOOOO!!!

canadiankhaleesi:

madiniwa:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

COOL TATTOOS

WHEN DO WE WANT EM’?

NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry too much and actually idk man maybe I should just wait a bit

coloradankhal